Spearditch could erect Ceement Jaysus

Spearditch has become a scary little town.

Newcomers like Sam Kephart, just for instance: a squat, fat, white christian from somewhere else, is one frightening mofo.

Now, Mary Garrigan writes in the Rapid City Journal that the stupid hamlet wants a Ceement Jaysus:
Rand Williams, a Spearfish real estate entrepreneur, said he is envisioning a multimillion-dollar statue along the lines of Rio de Janeiro's Christ the Redeemer, a 125-foot tall statue that draws tourists to the Brazilan city, that would sit on a two-acre parcel of city land.
How can you even make up shit like this?

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