Olson: Powers headed for cosmic comeuppance

South Dakota's Second Amendment for me but not for thee former teevee anchor Shad Olson foretells a fall for obese Earth hater Pat Powers.

Doxxing and assassination blogger Pat Powers this week makes a comical entreaty of admission to South Dakota lawmakers, expressing his predictable weepy and petulant opposition to proposed changes to the state's doxxing laws specifically aimed at making his constant online stalking, harassment and intimidation of conservative lawmakers a felony offense. As they should be.

Powers, the illiterate RINO tagteam partner of AFP-Odenbach spokes-amoeba Katie Powers, ...err, Hoffmann, has long used the constant tracking, physical address publication and invasion of prvacy of selected, and ONLY conservative legislators, as his favorite method of life disruption, in an age when leftist violence, harassment and even assassination of political opponents are a constantly articulated threat.

In July 2025, Pat Powers published the Aberdeen home address of Representative Brandei Schaefbauer just four days before the home invasion assassinations of Minnesota lawmakers and their spouses. In direct response, the South Dakota legislature quickly scrubbed lawmakers' physical location data from the state website.

In total, and counting today's inscrutable whiny additions to a record of online harassment that smacks of sexual obsession, Powers has published no fewer than eight articles that either directly mention, or contain links to previous articles publishing Brandei Schaefbauer's physical address and even the address of an AirBnB property in Lawrence County Schaefbauer purchased in August and housed under a newly formed LLC.

In 2023, Powers published Schaefbauer's private home address as part of his TMZ-style coverage of the sealed terms of her acrimonious divorce, despite the fact that Schaefbauer was at that time covered under a customary post-divorce protection order against her previous spouse. Because Pat Powers is an utter piece of reprobate shite. (In ways you don't know, but soon will.)

In today's rambling and painfully inarticulate screed justifying his need to constantly know the physical whereabouts of the conservative lawmakers Powers hopes to slander, discomfit, and smear out of office, if not out of life, Powers cloaks his egregiously invasive pattern of harassment and intimidation behind the need for "transparency," and "accountability," hilariously defending the necessity of his public doxxing habit as a matter of providing U.S. Postal Service contact information for constituents, because quote: "Not everyone has email." Right.

By giving out patriot lawmaker location data to the same woke mob tracking and assaulting ICE agents, Pat Powers is performing a vital public service, don't you know. Allowing the people who "don't have email," (but who apparently do surf the internet for obscure, badly written political blogs in South Dakota) to find address information and send physical letters to the handful of conservative South Dakota lawmakers Pat has incessantly targeted for doxxing. Right.

We never said logic was Pat's strong suit.

Beyond his comedic inability for sound pedagogy, it's rank hypocrisy from a pedestrian scandal rag curator who famously collects and traces IP addresses of his website visitors and specifically uses those IP fingerprints to block and censor future ability to comment on, or even view his articles.

You know. Because Pat Powers is such a stickler for transparency. And accountability.

Thankfully, he's about to get some of both.