Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Kristi Noem is hiding her #metoo experiences: why?

Two of South Dakota's earth hater delegation receive their medical benefits from Obamacare. Rep. Kristi Noem has a full ride and Sen. John Thune is on the DC HealthLink Obamacare exchange.

A medical professional viewed a multitude of videos with this interested party. The following is paraphrased from her assessment of Noem's psychological profile and medical history.

There is evidence of collagen injections, botox, and JUVÉDERM® (at an approximate cost to taxpayers in the five figures).

Absences in committee meetings might be evidence of some surgery: her hairline has been lowered possibly to mask scarring. There is evidence of cryosurgery especially around her lips; and, her gums and teeth show some signs of reconstruction.

She presents with symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder (now likely treated at taxpayer expense). Lately, her speech is laconic, measured: as if being she is being treated with psychotropics. She is far less confident in her abilities than she was (likely the outcome of meeting people towering above her intellectual limitations). At times, it seems as if she is going to crack from the stress.

Her sometimes uncorrected shrillness reveals palling insecurities; but, she can quickly rein in her emotions (again likely from the benefit of extensive coaching and/or therapy at taxpayer expense).

Remember when the earth haters descended on former First Lady Michelle Obama for baring her shoulders? There has been nary a murmur about Noem doing it let alone calling out Melania Trump for her past as a hooker.

It's not like Noem is unattractive or as obese as Linda Daugaard is.

Noem has never supported the Violence Against Women Act and if her abusers were Democrats she'd be singing like a cardinal. Anyone who believes she's never been a victim of sexual harassment or unwanted touching is delusional.

Kristi Noem is a MILF. Is she compliant, infidelitous, or simply jaded?

2 comments:

Duffer said...

z z z z z zing . . . . . . . damn boy, I think Dems in SD should bring you on as campaign manager

larry kurtz said...

Oh shit, Duff: they're broke. There is only one candidate worth backing and she can't afford what I'd charge. Let them eat snake.