9/5/17

Jackley bitch slaps Noem in SDGOP straw poll

Woah. Who saw this coming?

The South Dakota earth hater party hosted a straw poll at the State Fair over the Labor Day weekend to test preferences of party members on their primary choices.

Attorney General Marty Jackley received 1,019 votes and bimbo Rep. Kristi Noem won 716.

Looks like Noem is moving away from the amateur cornhole circuit and going pro.

Remember when the earth haters blasted former First Lady Michelle Obama for baring her shoulders?

Noem: "hold my beer."

It's really hard not to slut-shame someone who's gone all out to be one.

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