Spearditch is asked to separate church and state

Spearditch is the seat of whiteness in LawCo and in the winter Exit 14 looks like a monument to the clear-span building that has been air-dropped into Antarctica so life-long residents drive to Rapid City and Denver to shop forsaking local merchants. 

The resultant soaring median age of the retirees seeking deliverance from the cultural diversities thriving in Colorado, California, Minnesota, even Arizona and Oregon drives the exploitation of South Dakota's regressive tax structure and reinforces the racially insulated Nazist enclave that Spearditch is today. 

But, to little surprise, the assisted living, funeral home and florist industries do very well and now that brown workers can take the driver's license exam in Spanish white people can spend more time snorting and shooting meth. Many, if not most, of these obese Republican slackers take advantage of the dynasty trust industry and flee the frozen tundra in their RVs ahead of consecutive six-month winters and strings of below-zero days.

A christianic invocation adopted in 2025 by the Spearditch City Council between the roll call and the Pledge of Allegiance was added at the request of disgraced, fired former city administrator Bobby Falcon but on Monday, two residents asked the city council to reconsider the addition. 

Following mounting public and council pressure over performance and transparency, the Spearditch civil authority voted unanimously in February 2026 approving a separation agreement, paying $250,000 and parting ways with Falcon because of opacity obscuring a 1995 felony conviction in North Dakota where he had been convicted of simple assault, terrorizing, and preventing arrest.

“By asking people to stand if they want to observe is dividing this community … There is too much division already,” said [Spearditch] resident Rosalie Aslesen. She asked the council to remove the request to stand from its invocation. A second speaker, Jay Desort, went one step further. He asked the council to suspend the practice altogether. Desort asked that the city attorney be directed to do research on the topic for discussion. On Monday, both Aslesen and Desort said they plan to fill out an agenda item request form to ask the city council to formally reconsider the invocation. [Black Hills Pioneer]