Olson on Mrs. Noem

Yes, the grassland fire danger index will be in the ozone again Saturday and Sunday for much of the horrible red state of South Dakota.

South Dakota's favorite former teevee anchor and domestic abuser, Shad Olson dishes on Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem (KLAN).

So, brass tacks. It wasn't a forgotten "blanket" that precipitated the Corey Lewandowski firing and rehiring of a personal pilot, midflight. It was a bag of sex toys and fornication accessories AND a blanket that presumably carried the DNA evidence of the Kristi-Corey tryst bonanza that had carried on, mostly unabated since CPAC 2019.

Everyone knew about it, including husband Bryon. And those of us who knew and spoke openly about it from the earliest days, don't care two shits about your idiot defense of a woman who created a political career out of lying to her constituents, taking credit for things she never understood and openly plagiarizing intelligent outlay by analysts on complex issues (including me and mine) for the advancement of her ambitions.

She couldn't even be bothered to patronize South Dakota plastic surgeons for the myriad of procedures she underwent to keep up with natural beauties that she instinctually cornered, attacked and reviled. Because she was never more than "mid" in her natural state. And she knew it.

Kristi Noem is a corrupt piece of shit who doubled the state budget, ran up the state credit card for personal expense, teamed her "South Dakota Strong" PAC with the worst of the worst of the RINO herd to oppose and defeat conservative lawmakers in legislative primary races, used her office to enrich her family and continued her no-bid South Dakota contract predilections into an arena where the South Dakota Chamber of Commerce and Summit Carbon could no longer protect her star. God bless Senator John Kennedy for stripping her more naked and bare than Corey Lewandowski ever could or did. Tiny boy.

Her lieutenant governor is a low IQ Democrat globalist cuck in a cowboy hat and South Dakota remains the political laughingstock of the national conservative brand, preening behind "red state" Trump camouflage.

Get away from me with your defenses of a woman who tried 11 times to lock down South Dakota during COVID and then took credit after the House of Representatives rebuffed her at every turn and kept the state open. Miracle beyond miracles.

She's a moron. And now deprived of Corey's helmsmanship of her political brand, (which bore obvious fruit and obvious improvement in her messaging from the moment their affair began) she will inevitably revert to the tonedeaf servitude of her neoconservative roots, complete with a below water conservative voting score in the U.S. Congress, which will continue uninterrupted if she displaces Mike Rounds in the U.S. Senate. Two eggs from the same hen.

And if you were fooled into joining her fanclub and considered her authentic "MAGA," you may as well have taken the vaccine. It'd be less obvious and less embarassing as a personal tell.

Was Trump fooled by her sticky-schtick, or did he just give her enough national spotlight rope to hang herself?

Wait until you hear what was in that bag...

Only morons ever supported that Jezebel.