Keillor: give Trumpers enough rope to hang themselves

If I could go back in time I'd kill baby Fred Trump.

When Garrison Keillor opened A Prairie Home Campanion in the Rapid City Civic Center Theatre on November 20, 1999 he cited a statistic that Pennington County has the highest per capita gun ownership in the United States. A nervous chuckle rolled through the audience.
The Trumpers never expected their guy to actually win the thing, and that’s their problem now. They wanted only to whoop and yell, boo at the H-word, wear profane T-shirts, maybe grab a crotch or two, jump in the RV with a couple of six-packs and go out and shoot some spotted owls. The past year of politics has taught us absolutely nothing. Zilch. Zero. Nada. The future is scary. Let the uneducated have their day. [Garrison Keilor, Trump voters will not like what happens next]
The annual White House Tribal Summit will be going away under a President Trump.

Donald Trump's fellow earth haters are already balking at his plan to spend a trillion dollars on infrastructure improvements and his federal trial on fraud charges is scheduled for 28 November.

The Republicans calling for calm is hypocrisy on Viagra. Had Clinton won the electoral college and Trump the popular vote white people would be slaughtering each other in the streets.

Pray the Yellowstone supervolcano will erase the Trump majority in the high plains.


Anonymous said...

I cannot believe a NWS employee that is supposed to be politically neutral would send out a NWS tweet like this. Then again it is from Rapid City region.

With Trump in the White House, the GOP controlling both houses and the SDDP are basically the Walking dead zombies can you imagine how emboldened the absolute nutty SD Legislature will be this upcoming session? Holy Shit!

Goodwin is another complete nut that was just elected. Damn!

So relieved with the national shit storm that will happen I do not live in SD anymore.

larry kurtz said...

NWS Rapid City has since deleted that tweet so it only lives in screenshot hell.

Anonymous said...

Have not seen you twitter with the #HiFromSD whatever thingy previously used by Dept of Tourism. That is Funny!

The SD new Arch Religious Right Conservative legislature I believe is going to be veto proof now to try and push thru some wacky bills this upcoming session.

May seem like a dumb question but are there that many native victims of sexual abuse by clergy still alive from the boarding school era?

Anonymous said...

Young Dennert who was religiously home schooled, sheltered and coddled in a financially secure and well known farming family will fit in perfectly in newly elected legislature. Knowing the pledge of allegiance according to one voter qualifies young Drew to be elected. South Dakota the age of the new White Powered Christian Caliphate will begin.

larry kurtz said...

The Littlest Earth Hater: it does have a nice ring to it. Kinda Disneyesque, init?