Marco Rubio brings nothing but controversy. Two governors on a ticket is asinine eliminating Christie, Pawlenty, and Daniels. Rob Portman won't survive the vetting process (Bush's OMB guy? Get real). Paul Ryan is too out of touch with reality. Santorum is a serial loser. Darrell Issa rolled through my mind, Rand Paul did, too: they're both fucking nuts. One of Susana Martinez' top cops just got popped for ignoring a warrant for a traffic violation.
Okay, they're all fucking nuts.
1. John Thune. Perfect foil for Mitt's hairdo.
2. Lisa Murkowski. Think about it.