Earth haters are at war with themselves: part n

Ultra-factionalism among Earth haters isn't just happening in my home state of South Dakota. Earth haters Ray Curtis, Aaron Flint, Christi Jacobsen and Al Olszewski are beating the shit out of one another in the race for western Montana's US House seat.

The winner of the Republican primary in the 1st District will move on to the general election. They’ll face the winner of the four-man race for the Democratic nomination, along with Libertarian candidate Nick Sheedy, of Columbia Falls. [KTVH teevee]

Lauren Boebert moved from Colorado's 3rd District to the 4th after being caught groping her date in a Denver theatre. She's one of Colorado's Earth haters who asked a federal judge to block unaffiliated voters from participating in that party’s primaries this year.

The Colorado Democratic Party has welcomed unaffiliated voters’ participation in their primaries and there’s been no concerted opt-out effort among its leaders. [Colorado Sun]

South Dakota will suffer brain drain for years to come and New Mexico has its own set of challenges but living where Earth haters are virtually meaningless and Democrats rule is well worth it.

The Republican Party of New Mexico is in open civil war. The crisis erupted into public view in mid-March when RPNM Chairwoman Amy Barela filed for re-election to her Otero County Commission seat. The GOP cannot afford a civil war — and yet, that is precisely what it has entered. [2nd Life Media Alamogordo Town News]

Earth haters want a police state, Libertarians want anarchy and Democrats just want a good ol’ fashioned representative democracy with all the warts of a constitutional republic so the faster all the deplorables taser themselves in the testicles until their myocardias infarct the better.