10/27/19

Tupper: Heidelberger is a moron


According to journalist Seth Tupper, dry drunk assclown Cory Heidelberger is a moron for wanting to dissolve the South Dakota Democratic Party.
Liberal South Dakota blogger Cory Heidelberger has even entertained the notion of dissolving the party and redirecting its members' energy elsewhere. Judging by recent history, that would be an overreaction. [Imagining South Dakota's alternate political universe]
Fact is: the South Dakota Republican Party is splintering into two parts. Little of their agenda was passed during the 2019 legislative session so principled conservatives in South Dakota really have nothing to lose by leaving the SDGOP for a viable third party. West River could become an ideological battleground and Shad Olson could be a factor in 2020.

To finance their quixotic, selfish whims Heidelberger and Melissa Mentele of New Approach South Dakota have siphoned thousands from the hemorrhaging South Dakota Democratic Party.

Tupper is exactly right: the only prayer atheist Heidelberger has of influencing thought leaders in South Dakota is the one his pastor wife says to get him the hell out of the house and out of her hair. He’s simply another short guy without any trace of self-awareness.

South Dakota Democrats need to run on a corporate income tax, taxing farm implements to fix roads, ending video lootery, reducing the number of South Dakota counties to 25, turning Dakota State and/or Northern State University into community colleges, and adopting my cannabis template.

1 comment:

  1. The South Dakota Democratic Party has been taken off life support and moved to rehab: KSFY teevee.

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