Remember when the earth haters descended on former First Lady Michelle Obama for baring her shoulders? There has been nary a murmur about Kristi Noem doing it let alone calling out Melania Trump for her past as a hooker. Anyone who believes Kristi's never been a victim of sexual harassment or unwanted touching is delusional.
It's really hard not to slut-shame someone who's gone all out to be one. Noem has never supported the Violence Against Women Act and if her abusers were Democrats she'd be singing like a cardinal. Kristi Noem is a MILF. Is she compliant, infidelitous, or simply a jaded career politician who's used to trading her favors for advancement?
She presents with symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder (now likely treated at taxpayer expense). Lately, her speech is laconic, measured: as if being she is being treated with psychotropics. Sometimes she seems to doubt her abilities (likely the outcome of meeting people towering above her intellectual limitations). At times, she seems exasperated or visibly annoyed.
Her sometimes uncorrected shrillness reveals palling insecurities; but, she can quickly rein in her emotions (again likely from the benefit of extensive coaching and/or therapy at taxpayer expense).
It's been obvious in recent photo ops that Kristi is suffering a rather severe acne eruption yet she and John Thune receive their medical benefits from Obamacare. Noem has a full ride and Sen. Thune is on the DC HealthLink Obamacare exchange.
There is evidence of collagen injections, botox, and JUVÉDERM® (at an approximate cost to taxpayers in the five figures).
Besides Democrat Billie Sutton Noem will also face a Libertarian and a Constitution Party candidate in November. If Noem doesn't choose Neal Tapio for Lt. Governor it’s likely he will jump the SDGOP ship and run for the Constitution Party nomination for South Dakota’s governor.
The South Dakota governor's race has been moved from Safe Republican to Likely Republican. Expect many more white guy's happy endings before Kristi reaches her climax from crashing the chemical toilet's glass ceiling.
Of course Marty Jackley will be nominated at the earth hater convention for Lt. Gov. but why would he accept it?
Headed back to the State Fair! Should be at the Republican booth around 2:15. Hope to see you there! pic.twitter.com/dQeuP9yRKO— Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) September 3, 2017
Talking about a tax package designed to Make America Great Again. 👍🏼🇺🇸 #MAGA #StrongFamilies #StrongFuture More: https://t.co/uRa98cAZzu pic.twitter.com/8jYlLhJQ3P— Rep. Kristi Noem (@RepKristiNoem) November 2, 2017
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Just chatted with the chair of the South Dakota LP who said Gov/Lt. Gov, US House were the only statewide races nominated.
You were talking to the wrong guy Larry. The Constitution Party nominated 6 candidates with almost 30 people attending.
Thanks for the update, Tara!
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