South Dakota sending a whore back to the House

Update, 1145 MST: Heitkamp wins!

Update, 0900 MST: AP calls Montana Senate race for Tester!

Update, 7 November, 0700 MST: Heidi Heitkamp is leading in North Dakota: still too close to call, earth hater Berg has not conceded.

Montana's Senate race has been altered by Libertarian Dan Cox: absentee ballots are still being counted.

RT @GFTrib_KCates:

OPI race is still within 1 percentage point, @denisejuneau having the slight edge. And, Dem. @BullockWalshMT is ahead of @RickHill2012 by 2%

South Dakota's At-really-large representative Krusti Noem and Heidi Heitkamp in North Dakota are running identical campaigns. The only difference is the Noem MILF factor: a trait Heitkamp lacks. White men on Viagra: the voting of the little heads.

South Dakota and Montana helped lead the way to the repeal of Prohibition: imagine that happening today's failed red states.

420 alert! Know your enemy.

From a paper presented to the Geological Society of America:

The largest flood since dam regulation occurred in early summer of 2011 following an abnormally high snow pack season and a week-long rain event in the headwaters. This flood has highlighted the critical need for quantifying the complex interaction between the river geomorphology and anthropogenic impacts. It is necessary to understand and quantify the human alterations of the river planform, morphology, and sediment dynamics in order to determine the impact of the 2011 controlled flood releases from the dam. We have created a conceptual model of the new governing fluvial and deltaic processes for the reach.

Grants of up to $100,000 available:

This funding opportunity is open to state, Indian tribe, irrigation district, water district, or other organization with state recognized and documented water delivery authority and are located within the geographic area of the Bureau of Reclamation's Dakotas Area Office.

You stupid fuckers.